wulferine:

changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator

(Source: slothblog)

cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

namasteh:

is it too late to join myspace?

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

(Source: samberglar)

chibiknightcrossing:

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

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fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

(Source: oh-good-life)

aduhm:

tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

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